| Monday, September 5th, 2005 |
| 8:50 pm |
???????
yup hmmmmmmmm................ i think i wanna get a 4 wheeler........... ya so i found out today that guyys too can be complete teases.... and i don't know what to do about it... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... anyways manda... nevermind... so hard to type and talk!! Current Music: braaaaaaaaa |
| Monday, August 29th, 2005 |
| 8:25 pm |
blah
yeah so for all of those who didn't hear....... i finally turned 18!!! and my dads great big 18 birthday party surprise was telling me that i had untill the weekend to get all my shit out of his house or else he would change tha locks and thrwo it all away........LAME!!!!!!!!! anyways i got a full time job at hitchners from 3 to 11pm........ so thats basically where i'm gonna be now.. i had to go get a psyical( or however you spell it) to see if i could do the job, and they almost didn't let me get the job becasue i have carpul tunnel[sic] in my left hand, but they're gonna let me try it out, so hopefully i can tough it out.... OH YEAH!!! i had to take a drug test too and i piddled a little when it came back fine!!! i wasn't expecting that one lol oh yeah and because i got the old heave ho form my dad(again) i had to cancel my tattoo i was gonna get over this past weekend.. and that was the only perk i was looking forward to about being 18 except being able to buy porn and cigarretttes... so anyways being 18 really blows right now........ i can't wait for the spring already!! the days are getting shorter and it makes me sad :( Current Mood: exhaustedCurrent Music: ohhhhh yeah kickstart my heart |
| Friday, June 10th, 2005 |
| 12:23 pm |
ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
ya so i got completely truaatized this morning ok.. so i woke up late for schoola dn i figured my dad was at work so i'd call my friend mand a to see if she could pick me up for school.... so i tried to call her form my phone and it didn't get service, so i crawled out of bed and grabbed the home phone, but when i picked it up it was all like EEEEKKERRRRRRRRRRRSCREACHHHHHHHHHH!!! so i was like oh my dads home. so i walk into the the computer room, figureing my dadds doing bussiness related stuff online and NO!!! HE WAS PULLING HIS PORK TO PORN!!!!! and when i walked in he was clicking all of it down and stuff.... and the door wasn't even closed or anything... and i tried to pull it off like i was still half asleep and didn't know what was going on and i jst left... and he was all like "WHY aren't you in school????" and i wanted to be lik why aren't you at work you perv!!! but i couldn't because i was so mentally scarred by it!!! i mena thats scarring!!! |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 |
| 2:57 pm |
hmm
ya so i got back from florida last wednesday.... it was fun... i burnt my face and it started to come off though...... so saturday.... or sunday.... i forget.... i finally got pulled over for the first time for check this out ....LAME!!!!! i was driving manda's car, to pick her up from work, because for all of you who don't know, she got her licence taken away.... so anyways i was driving her car going to pick her up from work and i got pulled over for.... dun dun dun... having a light out.... which was wicked retarded because it was daytimne out nad i didn't have my lighhts on!!! DER!!...... yup... saturday sucked ass!!! i had to work uhntill 7.... which didn't work out that great because at like 5 of 7 we got swamped and manda and i had to stay to help with the rush and i broke one of the child labor laws by going over 8 hours... so then!! we were gonna go to the sky show to see the fireworks and jenn was all like they're gonnas cancel them because it's raining thev'e been saying it all over the radio and stuff.... so we were like whatever lets just got to the drive ins cuz i can't deal with this... vbeacsue worked sucked sooo bad and there were just tons of assholes.... so the we went ot the drive ins and winded down.... wwe went to got see madasacraesr however its spelled and some other funny movie... and we waited and waited for the to play teh movies... and suprise suprise!! they cancelled that too!!! IT BLew s O FUCKING BAD!!! so anyways.......this weekend blew... and i've just been in this haze........ i was not sober for 12 straight hours this weekend...good times good times |
| Saturday, May 21st, 2005 |
| 1:51 am |
man!! i just took the coldest fucking shower ever.... and its not like i even meant to.... it started off all nice and warm, but then it got freezing!! so anyways..... i'm leaving for florida in like an hour and a half....... i can't wait!!! ummmm........ blah! Current Mood: anxiousCurrent Music: shock troops |
| Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 |
| 8:25 am |
hmm i don't know if david and manda are playing a joke on me or if i should just take a chance.... i just don't know... anywyas... it's like not even 9 and i'm eating ramen!!! yum!!! anything's better than chicken!!! ya... so.. i have the hottest prom date.. and i heart it!!.. that was totally random! and i'm NOT gonna fuck him no matter how much jess buggs me about it... it's just not gonna happen..... i mean he's hot, but i don't like him.. so it's not gonna happen so stop trying to talk me into it... i'm cold...... Current Mood: coldCurrent Music: the partisans |
| Saturday, April 30th, 2005 |
| 11:43 am |
ya
so last night i kicked the drap out of and got the crap kicked out of by sam... lol he gave me a pink belly, 3 wet willies and a bloody lip i kicked him in the beansack (not purposely,) multilpe times, leftv a huge bite mark on his arm, and pulled his hair sooooo hard... oh yeah and punched him like a bajillion times all in good fun though...... although my lip hurts and is kinda swelling... it was funn |
| Friday, April 29th, 2005 |
| 11:35 am |
big fun in little portsmouth
ya so i bough at vibrator at one of the many smut shops that dot the highway in portsmouth..lol it think i'm gonna name it but i just don't know what... maybe pinkie hmmm so i had a fun day on one of my very few days off when i don't have school or some other stupid ass shit to do.... ya manda and i hung out w/ alex and carley.... i got at plamatics cd.. and a partisans cd.... ordered some disorder cds... and got a cock sparrer cd......... which was LIVE!!! grrr.. so anyways we hung out w/ alex and carley which was awesome.... i heart them soo much... alex and i got rained on when we were on the roof... and i mean it fucking poured!!! i looked like a wet dog and my hair was all like "i hate t he rain" lol... oh yeah can't forget the good fun i had in the parking lot w/ manda...... wink wink.. Current Mood: no heart no feelings no moodCurrent Music: who listens to music??? |
| Monday, April 18th, 2005 |
| 8:22 am |
THIS!! is why it sucks to be me
Your Seduction Style: The Natural |

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. | |
| 12:12 am |
hahahahha
You Are 35% Normal
(Occasionally Normal)
|

You sure do march to your own beat...
But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all
You think on a totally different wavelength
And it's often a chore to get people to understand you | this totally supports the idea that i'm too fucked up for my own good |
| 12:10 am |
ya know what?
i still can't find my mother fucking porn!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 12:07 am |
ewwwwww mushy...
Your Love Style is Agape |

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. | as far as i'm,concerned i don't have a heart......which makes me different from all you other living creatures |
| Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 |
| 10:55 pm |
ya so today for no reason i bought hooker boots.........and i'll probably never wear em |
| 3:07 pm |
interesting day
ya so i usually go to mandas house in the morning and sleep on her couch but today i couldn't... so i ended up falling asleep in the dark room at school while i was "developing pictures" lol.. ya sunday i hung out w/ manda after work, and i asked her to bring me home around midnight and she said that she was too tired, so we made and agreeement.. i was gonna drive to my house and she was gonna drive back.. so anyways i was driving and manda had the smart idea to throw our kfc drinks out the window..... the only bad thing was she forgot to open the window first so she ended up getting mountina dew all over the inside of her car lol.... just thought i'd share that |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 |
| 3:10 pm |
for all of those who didn't hear, I LOST MY PORN!!!!!!!!!
ya so anyways... friday night while i was closing manda went out and got her and me some porn.. it wa sfun because when she got back i took a "porn break" before finishing my closing duties... ANYWAYS when i went home later that night i unpacked my bag full of shit and threw my porn mags on the very end of my bed.. then i went to sleep because i was "tired" while i was tring to sleep i heard a mag fall off my bed, but i didn't think anything of it because i figured that it would be there in the morning.......WELL I WAS WRONG!!! it completely disappeared!! i looked everywhere for it and it was gone..... but the other one wasn't missing!!! it's soooooo weird it just vanished!! so anyways what probably gonna happen, (because this is me we're talking about)is that my dad's probably go in my room looking for candy and the porno is gonna magically fall from the ceiling and land open on his head and then he's gonna freak out.... lol.. so anyways... i'm borrowing manda's hustler dvd.......... oh man!!! it is soooooooo scurry!!! there's this chick that pees on the floor!!!!!!! it's soooooo grosss!!!lol!!! and all the chicks in it are fucking beasts!!!!! oh well.. just thought i'd share that Current Mood: stupid!!!!!!!!!!Current Music: clit 45 |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 |
| 12:42 pm |
hmmm
ya i just got a new phone. it's pretty cool. has all these gadgets i won't even use.. ya so thursday night manda joe lauren and i went "ghost hunting" but the only problem was that by the time we went to the graveyard manda was like my heads gonna explode and i was like i'm gonna blow chunks everywhere and joe and lauren were just like "pussies". anyways slept like a baby that night............. no time for "just friends" spooning w/ manda though :( hmmmmmmm i hung out w/ my mom yesterday.. it was awesome because i haven't seen her in like 2 months and jenn, manda, and memily all came too.... it was good fun.. YA SO ANYWAYS thursday i found out the difference between spring in the city and spring in the sticks. spring in the city means you can park on the street again and don't have to walk half a mile from a parking garage. spring in the sticks means MUD!!!!!!!!!!! so now it's time to go to work:(..... no really but i have to leave in a couple hours :( Current Mood: extemely add |
| Saturday, April 2nd, 2005 |
| 11:46 am |
umm
ya so on thursday my friend jess did the funiest thing ever we were in our school parking lot and there's puddles all over it... and she went through a puddle really fast trying to slash these two girls we know, but she completely missed and ended up soaking this lady who was comming into our school... and she was yelling and wwas all flustered and wet and we just sat there and laughed at her...... it was great |
| Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 |
| 3:29 pm |
I HAVE DEER HAIR ALL OVER MY SWEATER!!!
ya so this morning a deer ran into my friends car....... not my friends car running into it...... the car was completely stopped and the deer ran into the side!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!! now there's deer hair all on the door and stuff and it got on my sweater cuz it was in the car and....... it's just hilarious!!! hahhaahahaha stupid deer |
| 8:32 am |
weird
ya so i took this test thingy thta joe had up because i was bored...... and it's pretty accurate... it basically says, in short, that i'm fucked up........ which, of course, i am Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Extraversion | |||||||||||| | 46% | | Stability | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Orderliness | |||||| | 30% | | Empathy | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Interdependence | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Intellectual | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Mystical | |||||||||| | 36% | | Artistic | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Religious | || | 10% | | Hedonism | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Materialism | |||||||||| | 36% | | Narcissism | |||||| | 23% | | Adventurousness | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Work ethic | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Self absorbed | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Conflict seeking | || | 10% | | Need to dominate | |||||||||| | 36% | | | Romantic | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Avoidant | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Anti-authority | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Wealth | || | 10% | | Dependency | |||||||||| | 36% | | Change averse | |||||||||| | 36% | | Cautiousness | |||||||||||||||||||| | 83% | | Individuality | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Sexuality | |||||| | 30% | | Peter pan complex | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Physical security | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Food indulgent | || | 10% | | Histrionic | |||||| | 23% | | Paranoia | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Vanity | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Hypersensitivity | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Female cliche | |||||||||| | 36% | | | Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com |
| 8:11 am |
morning!
ya so i'm at manda's right now and i didn't wnat to wake her up this morning so i decided to do this thingy right here... ya and her cats all like meow! cuz it's hungry and i don't know where it's food is and when i walked away from the damn thing it attacked my feet and then wa slike meow all over again! blah blaqh blah.... it's too early!!!!!!! i'm so cuntfused right now! FISHY WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: sleepy |